the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
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A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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