im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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