If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
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Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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