Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.