can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
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and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.