i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
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Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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