hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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