I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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