What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
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I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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