paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
That accounts for only three of the penises
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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