Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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