Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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