I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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