yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
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"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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