You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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