Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
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Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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