Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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