it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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