she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
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How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
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I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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