Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
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Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
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Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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