I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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