This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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