I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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