Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Your shirt... Was in my pants
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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