Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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