Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
