Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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