If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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