First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Randomize
