Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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