I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
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do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
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i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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