oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
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