so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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