im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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