yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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