Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
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I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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