FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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