Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
