Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
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I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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