she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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