Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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