just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
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just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
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