the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
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He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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