I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
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sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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