How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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