Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
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You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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