ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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