It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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