VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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