If i come over, it means nothing
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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