on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
She's the barista slut.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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