y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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