their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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