Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
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Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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