Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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