We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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